Flavor of Love. Season 3. Episode 3. Recapped.

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This episode started with Ice, stating that there "aint nobody better than Ice". I've already forgotten what they were talking about. I only remember Prancer looking cute as usual and me thinking about getting Ice's sweater, maybe eight sizes smaller.

This weeks challenge was to create and design a restaurant. Nothing special, one may think, but it gets special when funny chicks who are craving for attention are given 1000$ to get all kinds of knickknack to showcase their "theme". Rayna, who was the leader of Team B, decided to go for some classy and sophisticated decorations but Shy had already spotted the one thing that was going to decide the contest later on: the reindeer. However Rayna refused to incorporate this ridiculous piece of plastic, so Grayvee and Ice took it.

Back home Ice continued to give one radio interview after another. Later on we got to hear her stating "If I have to make out with Flav to get where I need to be, that's what I gotta do." Basically Ice was making an ass of herself throughout the whole episode and that sucked. I really liked Ice in the beginning, but why isn't she able to act as if she was there for Flav, as all the other chicks do? Oh right, she's keepin' it real. Stating that "Flav is not attractive at all." she wasn't that attractive, either, showing her second chin to millions of viewers.

The design of the two restaurants was just too cute for words, kitsch and bling everywhere, it almost made me pierce my fork into my eyes. The award for outstanding achievements in design clearly went to Myammee. She even managed to underline every colored letter in its color. On the computer. Those girls are so talented. Well, maybe she took a ruler and a pen and did some manual underlining, but that's not as easy as it sounds, either.

Let's skip the whole Schindler the food critic- thing, obviously he had no clue of what good food tastes like and filled up with Hennessy he went from food critic to ass critic, staring at Myammees trunk. Perv. I think I had a little Roberto Cavalli moment.

Team Grayvee won the challenge (the reindeer, the reindeer..) which won Grayvee a solo date with Flav. And guess where they were going? To a restaurant! When Flav and the chicks first met that day, they already said "Good afternoon.", then they had to do the whole challenge thing, Mr. Sugar Daddy came to the house, they had to judge all the food, Grayvee had to get ready.. so what time was it? And how are they able to eat again? Well, obviously it worked:

Flav described the date as "amore" and Grayvee "had a very romantic time." "You like pig feet?"...

The group date took Flav, Ice, Sinceer, the things, Seezinz and Bunz to ice skating with some gay guy in blue spandex. I recognized all the Hydro clothing in this episode before, but when even Ice wore Hydro and Flav took his Hydro jacket off to show his trendy Hydro sweater, after Prancer and Hotlanta had already shown their love for Flavs clothing line (is it?)... Is he now even trying to advertise his cheap stuff on the show?? I feel played..

On the date Sinceer and Bunz got into a huge verbal altercation, I don't even know what it was about, but at some point Bunz decided to answer "yo' momma" what inspired Sinceer to say "yo' momma's dead." Ewww... that was ugly. But drunk people say ugly things (and forget about things like knowing about the brain injuries of some peoples mothers.) I still feel you, baby girl. But don't take it too far. Well, you already have.. dammit... All my favorites seem to be airheads. At least Prancer hasn't given any radio interviews and hasn't called any mother dead. She's just serving "cute cheesecakes from the cheesecake factory." Awwww....

And have you noticed that: After Myammee, Sinceer, Seezinz and everyone else misspelled Flavs name, VH1 doesn't even know that his name starts with a capital letter..

Eliminations showed that Sinceer isn't even able to apologize but looks great from behind. I loved Shys white outfit and Grayvees country dress, Ice and Rayna had to leave.

The mysterious preview showed Big Rick, handing out "the envelope" to Flavor Flav. Ooohooo... The envelope... I'm not quite sure what's going to happen next week, if there are new contestants added to the show, if there'll be two or five of them, I just don't get it and maybe there is nothing to get. To read everything about what could happen, will happen and has allegedly already happened visit The Blogspot.

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