"How the Mormon stole Everything."

Die Geschichte, "Wie der Grinch Weihnachten gestohlen hat".

Nur dass der Grinch in diesem Fall ein verbohrter Mormone und Weihnachten in diesem Fall die Liebe unter Männern ist.

The complete words (Mature content. Viewer discretion is advised):

"The Mormon was a Grinch of the highest degree.
He was white as a ghost and as dumb as a tree.

His heart was quite small and his socks were too tight
and he made his wives sled pullers which wasn't quite right.

And he had just taken everything from the fags down in Fagville.
The reason, he said, was because it was God's will.

He took their dildos and lube and ass-a-madoodles,
he took their marriage rights and nipple clips and suck-a-manoodles.

He took their chaps and their poppers and their corkscrew-madiggers,
their twinks (?) and their ballnuts (?) and their pig bottom piggers (?).

He took it all and he took it up high,
to the top of the Rockies where the bill-a-birds fly.

To the top of Salt Lake, to the top of it all,
to throw it all off and to watch it all fall.

And the Mormon waited and listened because he knew they would cry
and moan and weep and wish they would die.

But that's not what he heard, he didn't hear that, you know?
It started quite small, then it started to grow.

The fags, they weren't crying or making new choices,
the fags were shouting at the top of their voices.

>We are here, we are near (?), we are queer!<

The Mormon couldn't believe it, they weren't sad, not hardly.
They weren't tired or weak, they were having a foam party!

And then something happened, something happened that day:
The Mormons heart grew and grew and became really gay.

For one who hates the fags with anger so super,
must really be someone who wants to be screwed in the pooper.

He gave them their rights and their dignity back
and their hair care products and their tickelry sack.

And peace came to Fagville that very same day,
because everything's better when everyone's gay."

Text, so wie ich ihn gehört habe. Keine Garantie. Wenn eine Übersetzung gewünscht wird, würd' ich das glatt auch noch machen.

Ist das schön oder ist das schön? Danke, LOGO.
Und so relevant aus gleich zwei Gründen:

1.
Unser kleiner Dorf- CSD ist am Kommen! Nur noch elfmal schlafen, dann ist er schon da. Mein Herz tanzt. Auch wenn das immer keiner nachvollziehen kann. Dieses Jahr sollen sogar richtig viele Wagen teilnehmen. Also im Vergleich zum letzten Jahr. Was nicht schwer sein dürfte.

2.
Google Analytics sagt, dass die schwulen Themen hier am besten laufen und dass die zweithäufigste Suchanfrage, die mich in dem Wust von privaten Blogs findet "schwuler Blog" ist. Sie sehen, ich bin nicht der Einzige, der den Genus des Wortes Blog nicht kennt es besteht Bedarf.

Time to gay it up a notch!

btw:
Auch sehr hübsch: "Two Mormons One Cup". Das ruft Bilder in meinem Kopf hervor, die ich nie wieder sehen wollte.

btow:
In der Comment- Box geht es in Regenbogenfarben weiter, unter anderem mit dem umwerfenden Cole Mohr. (Ich muss das hier hin schreiben, sonst find ich's nicht wieder ;) Appetit holen darf man auch anderswo ^^